Dalsy Chasing The Beard

[stevie_the_beard]

Here are a couple of vids i've found from ford fair of Auld Da trying to keep up with the pace.





Start this vid at 6.00min to see Dalsy lagging behind



Start this vid at 10.00 min to watch more

[Goafer]

Belting spin on 2nd vid

[boeb]

Vid 1...who is the guy calling a fin twat

Vid 2...poop yir sell moment there lol

[stevie_the_beard]

Boeb - the guy is callin the boy in them yellow mk2 focus a fookin twat coz he canny drive for toffee.

I think he got lessons fae Dalsy

[DALSY]

As Stoo said to me the other day on the phone " why is the beard blocking you in the corners"

You cannae drive for toffee so we had to buy you some from Marks and Spencer's , I'm sure there is a photo going about somewhere lol lol

[stevie_the_beard]

[Stevie8ball]

this is gonna end in tears

[DALSY]

Beard yer patters pish

as Vic Reaves says " whats the score Marjory Doors"

Better get yer granny to make you some more of her special steakpie to console you since you got at Ford Fair on track, and tell her to get you a new " Racing drivers excuse book" for xmas as yours is bound to be worn right down by now

session 1 " DAlsy just go cannie , cos its the first session"

session 2 " Dalsy Im still learning the track"

session 3 " Dalsy my driveshaft and hub broke"

session 4 " Dalsy my boost is way down"

session 5 " Dalsy your right, I cannae drive for toffee"

[Stevie8ball]

You two are gonna end up on jeremy kyle at this rate

[boeb]

Or in a tyre wall

[davieb76]

I'm sure I seen that boy hit abit of Stevies toffee just before he spun

[Stevie8ball]

[stevie_the_beard]

Dalsy - spoke to ma wee granny n she said, "Paul Daly? I remember him from school he was the year above me. He must be a good age now? The weans called him McGowan Daly after the toffee bars coz he couldn't drive for toffee. He once stole his dads zodiac & stuffed it into old Tam the Butchers. He used to talk some amount of pish".

Looks like some things never change eh auld yin??

Where's your vids at? Oh aye thats right your camera broke

Boab - I think a wiser man than me once said if you don't go off you'r not trying hard enough

Anyway where you been all of these track days??

I think you & Dalsy should take a we shot of my excuse book it covers everything not just racing

Imsy - I managed to secure that sponsorship for you from the RAC recovery & rescue prob come in handy

[Stevie8ball]

[jimmyson]

[boeb]